Tyler Hansbrough is so overrated that it’s not even funny. He gets to the free throw line a billion times per season (a ‘slight’ exaggeration). What kind of ‘leader’ allows a team (Maryland) to come back from 16 points in the second half? Ah, but you say Hansbrough isn’t the leader, do you? People need to stop making excuses to sugar coat Hansbrough. Let his flaws be and just say that he’s a hard working player who works hard for boards and gets a vast majority of his points from the free throw line. Now, I do understand that some miffy-mooky hard-headed North Carolina fan is going to visit my blog and leave a comment filled with loads of ignorant statistics about how versatile he is, but I don’t want to hear it. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Guess what, baby? I’m going to take as much sardonic and acerbic shots at Hansbrough as I can, because it feels good blasting away that guy. It feels great doing something that will make so many addle-minded North Carolina Tar Heels fans angry. I get to sit back, write sardonic words about Hansbrough, and read words sent back to me from people telling me how they disagree, how they think I’m a big idiot even though I’ve proven such legitimate points about the flaws in Hansbrough’s game.
Oh, and he won’t do anything in the NBA, because he doesn’t have a consistent 15+ foot jump shot. He may be quite the decent energy guy (a la Anderson Varejao), but what more? He won’t be able to compete with the Tim Duncans and Kevin Garnetts. Even if Duncan and Garnett are about 10 years older than Hansbrough, they’ll teach him about the game. . . by taking him to school every time their teams clash (unless, God please have mercy on us if this happens, Hansbrough lands on the San Antonio Spurs or Boston Celtics). I mean, c’mon, get off Hansbrough’s jock. I’m tired of everybody loving Carolina and hating Duke. It gets so tiring, and the taste is so stale. I certainly don’t want everybody to go around loving on Duke, but why can’t everybody just hate them both and leave it at that?
Just a acerbic shot at Hanny the Tranny.
Let the mindless hate begin.