Every time I see Tim Lincecum on television, I keep wondering how old the guy is, even though I already know (25), because he looks like a teenager who hangs around burger shacks and sips on milkshakes.
Instead of being the said teenager who hangs around burger shacks and sips on milkshakes, he’s an ass-kicking pitcher [...]
Entries from June 2009
June 30, 2009
Tim Lincecum is Relentless
June 17, 2009
What About Pau Gasol?
The Los Angeles Lakers racked up their 15th title on Sunday night. Congratulations. I’ve had to take a few days to get the vomit out of my system, and, because I’m Troy Sparks, I would like to take the time to bash the Lakers really quick before I toss out some really freakin’ ornery props [...]
June 17, 2009
Sammy Sosa Cheated Six Years Ago, So Why Are We Talking Now?
Reports ascended yesterday that Sammy Sosa, the man whom along with Mark McGwire brought baseball back to prominence in 1998 when both men chased Roger Maris’ single season home run record, used some good ‘ol steroids in 2003. Well, who cares?
The year is 2009. 2003 was a long time ago. 2003 was a time when [...]
